1. He paraphrased the adage "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear; beer before liquor, never sicker."
2. He told me to never drink Coors beer, for political reasons.
So, I was thrilled when my roommate Molly texted me this apostrophe catastrophe that she found at a hockey arena in Manchester.

I'm a fan of any team that makes Coors look bad. Political issues aside, I think Coors Light tastes pretty terrible. And what's with their ads that claim they have the coldest beer? Unless their six-packs come with their own fridges, that can't possibly be true.
Thanks, Molly!
More like "Urine Monarchs Country" if Coors Light is involved. Hi-yo!!!
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