Today is
National Grammar Day! I told my coworker Paul that I needed to go out and celebrate, and he said, "Go out and drink yourself into a comma."
If you do decide to have a party for National Grammar Day, don't decorate using this disco ball:

The apostrophe catastrophe(s)* on the box are a party foul.
*
Party's is definitely wrong by any standards, but according to some style guides,
DJ's would be OK.
Thanks to Liv for sending in this catastrophe! Happy Friday, everyone!