Valentine's Day Jewelry Catastrophe

Today is the one day of the year when I actually feel kind of bad for straight men. Without making any political statements, let me just say that witnessing all the cliches and materialism makes me more than a little queasy. I just tried to roll my eyes at yet another tacky Valentine's Day-related incident, and it actually hurt. I think Hallmark has given me ocular carpal tunnel syndrome or something.

Anyway, I thought this apostrophe catastrophe from Ken in Washington State was appropriate for today.


Ken reports that the arrow appears to be "pointing to a dark alley to the right. I wasn't going to check."

Thanks, Ken!