Friday, July 9, 2010

Nice "Decision," LeBron

Bitterness apparently leads to unnecessary quotation marks, as evidenced by this bizarre letter written by Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. That semicolon at the beginning should be a colon, and let's not even talk about the comic sans. Or the passive-aggressiveness. Or the odd reference to death and heaven.

Thanks to my friend Dave for encouraging me to read this letter.

1 comment:

cynicalsynapse said...

Wow! That letter is a disaster from start to finish! Missing punctuation, unnecessary punctuation, improper punctuation. Run-on sentences. Words and sentences in all caps. What a childish rant.