Thursday, May 22, 2008

Laundromat Jackpot

I'm going away tomorrow, so I have to do laundry. Luckily, there are laundry facilities in the basement of my apartment. My landlords were even kind enough to put up this helpful sign:


English isn't their first language, so I won't rag on them too much for the apostrophe catastrophe.

I didn't have enough quarters, so I decided to stop at a laundromat on my way home to get change. Clearly, someone forgot to press the shift key when making this sign:


Good thing I wasn't planning on staying very long!

Someone tried to fix this horrendous sign, but he/she forgot the apostrophe:


Oh, check it out! If you bring some guys named Matt, you can wash them here!


And, finally, we have unnecessary quotation marks:


I feel like I hit the jackpot in this laundromat! Let's hope my luck continues in Vegas.

5 comments:

Andrew Gray said...

I know exactly which laundromat this is! I go to get quarters there on weekends! : )

Becky said...

That's so funny! I wonder if anyone actually does laundry there. Maybe it just functions as a change dispenser. Isn't there another laundromat that's even closer to you, though?

Molly said...

Yo found this through your facebook link. Very funny!

J said...

oh man, this is amazing! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

These are GREAT signs. And by "great," I mean "horrendous." :)