Thursday, May 22, 2008

Laundromat Jackpot

I'm going away tomorrow, so I have to do laundry. Luckily, there are laundry facilities in the basement of my apartment. My landlords were even kind enough to put up this helpful sign:


English isn't their first language, so I won't rag on them too much for the apostrophe catastrophe.

I didn't have enough quarters, so I decided to stop at a laundromat on my way home to get change. Clearly, someone forgot to press the shift key when making this sign:


Good thing I wasn't planning on staying very long!

Someone tried to fix this horrendous sign, but he/she forgot the apostrophe:


Oh, check it out! If you bring some guys named Matt, you can wash them here!


And, finally, we have unnecessary quotation marks:


I feel like I hit the jackpot in this laundromat! Let's hope my luck continues in Vegas.

5 comments:

Grizzlemane said...

I know exactly which laundromat this is! I go to get quarters there on weekends! : )

Becky said...

That's so funny! I wonder if anyone actually does laundry there. Maybe it just functions as a change dispenser. Isn't there another laundromat that's even closer to you, though?

Molly Hunt said...

Yo found this through your facebook link. Very funny!

Jess said...

oh man, this is amazing! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

These are GREAT signs. And by "great," I mean "horrendous." :)